One Liners

Brode is full of funny sayings. Some of them are funny because he has his own words and combination of words, others are funny because they are from things that happened months ago, and some are just funny because they are way beyond what a typical three year old would say.

I have been falling behind on a lot of thnigs. I'm getting better at keeping up on the blog again luckily so I have some sort of record. From that I am able to go back and work on his scrapbook (I think I'm only 9 months or so behind). I have NO videos from recently. We always joke when we're playing we just need to leave it up for an hour because he bounces from one thing to the next and you just never know what is going to come out of that mouth.

A few little things I want to remember:

1. Brode now knows every word to Yellow Submarine

2. "Mom, if you do not listen and make a good choice I am not going to call your name"

3. "May I please have some juice to wash my (insert any random food here) down." (the kid will always find a reason for juice)

4. Brode is coloring, we are watching American Idol "Whoa, that guy is a really good singer, they should send him to Hollywood"

5. "Sorry, I can't play hockey right now I need to go in the locker room and have a pep talk with my coach"
6. "Can you even believe that? I haven't even never saw that before"

7. Example of making his own words - Brode calls diving for the diving rings in the pool "Tagelrat". Don't ask me where it comes from. Things like this are daily.

8. Brode insists he works at Red Lobster so a few weeks back when we went we said to him on the way there, "Brode, have you ever even been to the crab place, except for work" and he replies "Yup, I'd been there for two weeks for work then I had no more work!" I have no idea why he says he works there, but he spots it from a mile away "The crab place! That's where I work!"

9. Whenever Brode races he always "beats" he never "wins". "Let's race, I'm gonna beat!" "Look Grandpa, I beat!"

I ALWAYS want to remember this:

Brode has been making this sound since two years old. He does it all the time, with no rhyme or reason. I cannot replicate this sound no matter how hard I try, and I can't find anyone else that can!

He stopped doing it for a while until his day care teacher asked for silly sounds one day at day care and that was his, ever since he is stuck on it again. I wanted to get this on video so bad so that I will always remember because we will always laugh and who knows when he'll stop doing it again!